Sanctuary Bouncy Castles..
This is the result of Creedalism, Formalism, Ritualism, and Compromise
Slides, amusements, games and “Bouncy Castles” in the Sanctuary.
With attendance plummeting, church turns to a new solution: carnival rides
I think we need a new section for this kind of stuff.
Maybe “Signs of the Times”?
I think 'Signs of the Times' would make a good title.